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7 Aug 2009

All A-Twitter Over Failed Children’s Book Titles

Author: Melissa | Filed under: Books, Personal

I tweet. I used to Tweet, but the AP Stylebook took care of that; I am no longer a twit.  Anyway…

Twitter’s trending topics feature ranks the popularity of words and phrases employed by its users, displaying them on its home page and in sidebars throughout the site.  Trending topics- and the tweets themselves- often include hashtags: keywords or other descriptive terms designated with the hash (pound) symbol.

I present, for your reading enjoyment, #failedchildrensbooktitles.  Here are some of my favorites:

Charlotte’s Webcam (@younginn22)

James and the Giant Peach Schnapps (@fenrislorsrai)

The 30 % Cotton 70 % Lycra Rabbit (@Cam_STL)

Thomas the Tanked Engine (@JRai)

Go Dog Go.  Take the Cat with You. (@coloween)

And these, illustrated and published at Comedy.com:

Hansel and Gretel and Ted and Alice The F*** in the style of Hansel and Gretel

Wikipedia Brown, Boy Detective The F*** You Tree in the style of Encyclopedia Brown, Boy Detective

Which #failedchildrensbooktitles are a win? Have any of your own? Let me know in the comments.

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